that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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