I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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