Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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