So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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