well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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