he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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