i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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