Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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