Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
