yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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