I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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