your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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