oh god the rape fog is back!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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