She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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