We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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