im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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