It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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