Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.