I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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