I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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