Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sext me about skeletons
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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