Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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