You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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