So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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