Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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