She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's Friday. Sex?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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