it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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