if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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