Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you will always have a special place in my vag
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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