He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
tonight lets celebrate not being married
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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