i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
