I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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