i just google imaged poop.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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