Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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