my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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