why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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