I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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