to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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