So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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