I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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