The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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