i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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