We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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