Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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