Well apparently he's into motor boating.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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