When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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