Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
