The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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