At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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