Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
