Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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