we're blogging at a bar
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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