are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
BRING THE BAGELS
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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