This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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