You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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