my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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