Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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