So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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