Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You can't just leave with hair like that
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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