They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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